resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

lameborghini:

bongfucker:

lameborghini:

i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks 

i’m gonna fuck the socks

please dont fuck the socks

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k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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cherry-pop-rocks:

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar


SOMEONE JUST HAD TO BRING IT UP

ronwheezly:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

“hit me with your best shot”

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

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  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?
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gcoky:

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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telapathetic:

imagine if all ur mutuals reblogged ur selfies

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