jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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pokemon-fans:

Kanto, 2004pokemon-fans.tumblr.compokemonfans.net

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better
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duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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breakinq:

my blog will make you smile ♡
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this
lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

brynnsbiggestfangirl:

foreveranowl:

geronimosaideleven:

ashesexual:

Can we all just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Idina Menzel has made her career by saying “Fuck all of you basic bitches” through song?

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you’re missing one

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"Can you believe that we get to tell our children we shared the earth with Idina Menzel? What a time to be alive." -Eleanor Woodward

Wow who would say such a thing

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

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